Let me say the embarrassing number out loud: after three months of writing this blog, I have 7 email subscribers.
Not 7,000. Not 700. Seven. Up from 5 in month one, which means in two months of steady publishing I added a grand total of two people to my list.
I've also decided this is the number that matters most — the one I'm using to judge whether this whole blog is worth continuing. So instead of hiding it, I'm going to do the on-brand thing: diagnose exactly why it's stuck, and tell you the specific things I'm changing. In public, with the number attached, so you can watch whether any of it works.
Why subscribers, of all the numbers?
Because it's the only metric that proves someone actually values the writing.
Views can be bots. Engagement can be a fluke. But a subscriber made a decision: they read something, wanted more, and handed over their email to get it. That's the difference between someone who wandered in and someone who chose to come back. A blog with returning, subscribed readers is a business. A blog with only one-time visitors is a diary that strangers occasionally glance at.
Right now, I mostly have the diary.
The honest diagnosis
I have three months of my own analytics, and they tell a pretty clear story about why the list is stuck.
Almost nobody comes back. My month-three data showed exactly one returning reader and effectively zero repeat visits. You can't grow an email list off people who show up once and vanish. Subscribing is a second-visit behavior, and I barely have second visits.
The traffic that does come isn't finding the signup. The free starter kit page converts well when people reach it — but most visitors never do. The offer works; the path to it doesn't.
I buried the ask. Looking honestly at my own posts, my subscribe prompts are polite, quiet, and usually at the very bottom — after a reader who spent 22 seconds on the page has already left. I've been whispering the one request that matters most.
I gave people no reason to subscribe versus just... leaving. "Subscribe for updates" is not a reason. Nobody wakes up wanting more email. The offer has to be worth an inbox slot, and "you'll hear when I post" isn't.
What I'm actually changing
Not a generic listicle — the specific moves I'm making, tied to the diagnosis above.
Make the ask earlier and clearer. The signup is moving up, out of the basement of the post. If the best moment to ask is right after someone's nodded along to a good point, then that's where the ask goes — not 900 words later when they're gone.
Sharpen the reason, not just the placement. The starter kit is a real lead magnet; I need to actually sell it inside relevant posts instead of mentioning it once in a footer. "Here's the free kit that covers this" beats "subscribe for updates" every time.
Fix the second visit. The list problem is downstream of a retention problem. So the email list itself becomes the tool that creates the second visit — the weekly recap that pulls a one-time reader back. Which means the list has to grow to matter, and it has to matter to grow. That loop is the actual job.
Turn search traffic into subscribers, once it arrives. The crawlers showed up in month three. When real search visitors follow, they'll land on specific posts cold — so every post needs its own clear, relevant reason to subscribe, not a reliance on people browsing to a homepage.
The honest part
None of this is guaranteed to work. I could do all of it and be at 9 subscribers next month instead of 7. That's a real possibility and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
But here's why I'm telling you the number instead of quietly hoping it climbs: I've set a line. If this list isn't meaningfully bigger by month six, that's real data about whether this blog earns its place, and I'll act on it the same way I've acted on every other honest number here. Publishing "7" out loud is how I keep myself honest about that.
So this is the baseline. Seven. Everything I just described gets tested against it over the next several weeks, and you'll get the number either way — up, down, or stubbornly, embarrassingly flat.
If you want a front-row seat to whether a real person can actually fix this from 7, the most useful thing you could do is the exact thing I'm writing about.
Subscribe. Then watch me try to earn it.
Sitting on a tiny email list yourself? What finally moved the needle for you — or what's kept it stuck? Hit reply and tell me. I'm at 7 and taking every idea seriously.
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